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You Shall Not Pass Dog

Written by Lucas

I am embarrassed to post this video, but I think it should serve as a public service announcement to all “cat lovers” out there. Cats are horrible. They’re sassy, they’re mean, and even though they look soft and fluffy, they have claws and they’re not afraid to use ’em. This video proves that even the manliest of dogs are not safe around cats. Though I am exposing our canine weakness, or achilles paw if you will, this video needs to be seen by everyone who has a cat, has thought of getting a cat, or thinks a dog would be a nice thing to throw into the mix with said cat. No. Just no. We hate each other, and the cats started it.


About the author


I'm a lean little pup from New York with a passion for shoes, napkins, and peanut butter. I like causing trouble, and I get away with it because, well look at me, I'm adorable. My humans are constantly screaming my name followed by "drop it" (this is when I know they want to see my best dance moves, so I chase my tail), or "be quiet" (they try to help me with my spying abilities as much as possible when I'm peeking out the window staring at our neighbors). I love making my humans chase me, and hanging out with all of my friends in the neighborhood. I am constantly checking my twitter while my humans are out at work, so say hi to me there!