Porter the Unhappy English Bulldog

Written by Lucas

Porter the unhappy English Bulldog is demonstrating for us just how unhappy he is. At first glance, I thought this was a video of a dog that simply could not convince his vocal cords to bark. Then, I thought it was just the world’s most unhappy puppy. But then, upon further reading in the description box, I discovered that Porter is actually the most unhappy dog simply because he does not like being tied up with his leash. And boy, do I feel his pain. When I get to go outside in the backyard by myself, life is goooooood. But as soon as I so much as mention wanting to go into the front yard, I’m strapped with my leash and expected to be happy about being all tied up. If only they would let me run free, I could show them how fun it would be to zip through cars and pee on our neighbors’ front stoops. Why, oh why won’t they just let me show them the beauty that is being an unleashed dog? I’m with you, Porter.


About the author


I'm a lean little pup from New York with a passion for shoes, napkins, and peanut butter. I like causing trouble, and I get away with it because, well look at me, I'm adorable. My humans are constantly screaming my name followed by "drop it" (this is when I know they want to see my best dance moves, so I chase my tail), or "be quiet" (they try to help me with my spying abilities as much as possible when I'm peeking out the window staring at our neighbors). I love making my humans chase me, and hanging out with all of my friends in the neighborhood. I am constantly checking my twitter while my humans are out at work, so say hi to me there!