I get in trouble for a lot of things. Pretty much every day of my life, my humans come home from work and I’m immediately in trouble for something. Either I take the shoes they just took off and try to conveniently run away with them so the shoes are out of their sight, or I look out the window for intruders and I leave a few accidental nose smudges on the glass. I’m only canine! Nobody’s perfect. My philosophy is always innocent until proven guilty, but these pooches Macy and Denver were never even given that chance. Preposterous. A couple of cat treats go missing and all of a sudden two dogs are put on trial – typical human behavior. I say the cat did it.