Funny

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Written by Lucas

I get in trouble for a lot of things. Pretty much every day of my life, my humans come home from work and I’m immediately in trouble for something. Either I take the shoes they just took off and try to conveniently run away with them so the shoes are out of their sight, or I look out the window for intruders and I leave a few accidental nose smudges on the glass. I’m only canine! Nobody’s perfect. My philosophy is always innocent until proven guilty, but these pooches Macy and Denver were never even given that chance. Preposterous. A couple of cat treats go missing and all of a sudden two dogs are put on trial – typical human behavior. I say the cat did it.

Lucas

About the author

Lucas

I'm a lean little pup from New York with a passion for shoes, napkins, and peanut butter. I like causing trouble, and I get away with it because, well look at me, I'm adorable. My humans are constantly screaming my name followed by "drop it" (this is when I know they want to see my best dance moves, so I chase my tail), or "be quiet" (they try to help me with my spying abilities as much as possible when I'm peeking out the window staring at our neighbors). I love making my humans chase me, and hanging out with all of my friends in the neighborhood. I am constantly checking my twitter while my humans are out at work, so say hi to me there!