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‘Free to good home’ ad by dog owner to rehome his GIRLFRIEND

Written by Bronwyn Hall

When a dog owner found out that his girlfriend didn’t like his Beagle, he did the only thing he could. He posted a ‘free to any willing home’ advert… For the girlfriend, that is.

Describing the girlfriend as ‘selfish’, ‘wicked’ and ‘gold-digging’ he asks that anyone interested in rehoming her comes to get her ‘ASAP.’

Highlighting her other traits, the scorned boyfriend goes on to say ‘Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves getting them done.’ Adding that she only eats the most expensive food and doesn’t give unconditional love.

free to good home

Craigslist

To find out more about the lovable Beagle breed that’s enough to make you give up a girlfriend, read our article here.

About the author

Bronwyn Hall

Somebody once called me a fairy dogmother but most people call me a crazy dog lady.

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