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Dog’s First Time in Water

I would like to start this out with the fact that I am offended that this was filmed, and that the human behind the camera is laughing! I had a traumatic first experience with water last summer when my humans took me to Cape Cod. There was room for me to run there, the sand tasted pretty good, and there was a tomato garden that I enjoyed thouroughly, but the water was the worst part of the trip, and probably one of the worst moments of my short life to-date. My human sister picked me up (I was only fifteen pounds back then, I’ve put another fifteen on now, though I’m still watching my figure) and threw me right into the water. I didn’t know what hit me. There was mushy sand and swirling green stuff and it smelt just horrible. Not to mention the water itself, man was I parched after drinking it – how does that work?! Anyway, I digress. I want humans everywhere to watch this video and know that it is not okay to laugh at this poor little dog. But if we’re being honest, it’s pretty funny that she falls in face first.


About the author


I'm a lean little pup from New York with a passion for shoes, napkins, and peanut butter. I like causing trouble, and I get away with it because, well look at me, I'm adorable. My humans are constantly screaming my name followed by "drop it" (this is when I know they want to see my best dance moves, so I chase my tail), or "be quiet" (they try to help me with my spying abilities as much as possible when I'm peeking out the window staring at our neighbors). I love making my humans chase me, and hanging out with all of my friends in the neighborhood. I am constantly checking my twitter while my humans are out at work, so say hi to me there!

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