Cats Do Not Care About Your Stuff

by Lucas

It’s not a surprise nor a secret that I don’t like cats. I’ve mentioned it before, and I’ll mention it until my dying day; they are annoying, they are high pitched and loud, they are finicky, and they think that they own the world. I don’t know where their egos come from, but I’m surprised that their heads can even fit through their cat doors. Despite all of my efforts to convince the rest of the world that these “animals” are not the type of animals you want in your home, no one seems to care. But I will keep trying, and one day I will prevail. Here are a series of photos to prove that cats do not care about your stuff, and bringing them into your home will only result in destruction.

Your shoe is destroyed, it’s gone.
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Your papers are destroyed, they’re gone.
cat1

Your shade is destroyed, it’s gone.
cat4

Your toilet paper is destroyed, it’s gone.
cat3

Your blinds are destroyed, they’re gone.
cat5

Your sheet music is destroyed, it’s been sat on.
cat7

Your notebook is destroyed, it’s been sat on.
cat6

Your newspaper is destroyed, it’s been lounged on.
cat8

Your razor is destroyed, it’s gone.
cat9

Your pizza is destroyed, it’s been compromised.
cat10

DON’T EAT THAT, CAT. SHE DOESN’T EVEN CARE!
cat11

 

I don’t think I need to go into any further detail. I rest my case.

Lucas

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