Last year I made Halloween very difficult for my humans. I was taken for a drive in the car (which I loved) to the pet store, and I had to try on a gajillion costumes that were all very itchy or had to strap to my head uncomfortably. Nothing worked out, so they gave up – luckily for them because my costume would have gone to waste anyway since we had no power or really any trick or treaters due to hurricane Sandy. This year, I can tell that my human sister is on the fence about getting me a costume. I have pretended to be much more behaved, but I will still do anything to make sure that I do not have to wear one, no matter how misbehaved I have to be! These dogs were not as lucky as me, or maybe they’re just too passive. For some reason, humans think plays on words are hilarious, so dressing up a dog in a very warm costume for a night and calling them a ‘hot dog’ brings them to hysterical tears. Poor pooches.
Mark my words, friends. I will not be dressed up as anything this year, let alone a hot dog like these fools.