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Dogs Bedtime Prayer

On this Monday morning I bring to you a little pick me up (as I usually try to do). This “dogs bedtime prayer” was sent to me by my dad, and it’s just so funny and true and perfect. The comical prayer made me giggle all morning, and hopefully it will make you chuckle as well.

dog-in-bed-w-human

Dogs Bedtime Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-sized bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove,
My human beings can hardly move.
I’ve trapped their legs, they’re
tucked in tight,
And here is where I pass the night.

No one disturbs me or dares intrude,
Til morning comes and “I want food!”
I sneak up slowly to begin,
And nibble on my human’s chin.
For morning’s here, it’s time to play,
I always seem to get my way.

So thank you Lord, for giving me,
This human person that I see.
The one who hugs me and holds me tight,
And shares their bed with me at night.

Amen!

Too funny. I wonder if Lucas says this every night as he squishes me closer and closer to the wall?

Alessia xx

About Alessia

I'm Alessia, owner of a rottweiler/beagle mix named Lucas (aka Lucifer - you can put two and two together on why he gets that nickname). I love all things dogs and puppies, among many other things such as babies, coffee, and nail polish. I like to write a lot and take loads of pictures, so blogging is right up my alley. Look out for posts by me on this blog, as well as my personal blog.